Good afternoon on the 5th of August, International Beer Day – which I will celebrate later at a friend’s Birthday – Islamic Human Rights Day in Iran, and something my Croatian friends celebrate but I never will. I have spent the last – almost – six hours catching up with your kind comments, tags and shares so I hope I can be forgiven for skipping the historic introduction with this single exception today : On this day in 1941 the heroic defense of Soviet Odessa began, the same place where the Banderite criminals burnt people alive inside the Trade Union House on May 2, 2014.
It is a consequential and magnificent day when it comes to deep, and rapid shifts in the world of Geopolitics, so let’s get into it! After the Million Year-Old Billionaire Nancy Pelosi – a set of dentures and bones held together by her decades-old tenacious will to cling on to power – landed in Taipei a few days ago, she produced a brand new word salad, very much in-line with the head of the current administration, the Bobblehead who walks the halls of the white house with a haunted look on his face, looking for a toilet.
As you can see we are bringing the humor segment not only to the beginning today, but pretty much across the article. When attempting to quote Benjamin Franklin’s memorable words that read like this : Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. She ended up saying this :
“Freedom and Democracy. Security – here. If we don’t have, we can’t have either, If we don’t have both. So security, economics… Security, economy, again they’re all… And governance! They’re all related.”
I’m not kidding. Then she was awarded Taiwan’s highest civilian medal and inaugurated in the Order of the Propitious Cloud. And then she flew off into the night as quickly as she flew in. As a friend commented aptly : The Chinese have retaliated by letting her fly home safely. Jimmy Dore has pointed us to the absolute perfect response to this new brain-rot, from twitter :
“We should punish all of Asia by forcing Taiwan to keep Nancy Pelosi. And if they mess with us, next we’ll send Diane Fienstein to Korea. We will continue offloading elderly and confused American leaders onto foreign soils until foreign powers negotiate or fund their retirements.”
This tweet is so epic, I decided to frame it under sources today. Apparently the harsh reactions to her visit – from what we must call most of the world sans the G7 countries, not nearly just China – were the result of her being a woman, at least according to her. You see, to her this has nothing to do with her being third in line for the US throne – seen widely as a representative of the current Administration, at the very least enabled by it – creating a crisis out of thin air, in a historic affront to Beijing, it’s because she’s not a man! Funny how sometimes we’re allowed to use these identifiers, other times we’re barred from it.
So while I covered possible responses – which to my great relief turned out not to be what I first expected – we now have concrete answers to this provocation. First off, China has called off two security – read defense / military – talks with the United States, suspended China-US climate talks indefinitely, and banned the trade of 2,000 food products from Taiwan to the mainland. Kissinger’s words come to mind : To be an enemy of America can be dangerous, but to be a friend is fatal. But the cherry on top has to be this : The Pelosi Family is now under China-imposed sanctions.
While the area is by no means calm, the drills and de-facto blockade rehearsal continue, Con Coughlin – a wonderfully descriptive name for a conman – has managed to write commentary for the Telegraph – behind a paywall, but reproduced elsewhere – in which he managed to get every single claim wrong. Talking from the tiny United Kingdom, he believes China cannot do anything with Taiwan, because it is too weak, its military a paper tiger, and all of this is a distraction from China’s internal woes. The economy is outperforming any other in the world, and Pelosi p*ssed the Chinese People off so royally that they have never been this united behind their government, so good work Connie!
Elensky the mad clown in charge of the Kiev regime is also thinking about China, because in an interview given to SCMP – the Hong-Kong based South China Morning Post, often accurate but often very anti-CPC – he asked for direct talks with Xi Jinping himself, the Premier of China, because his handlers dreamed – a single day after the Pelosi debacle – that he could separate China from Russia, and finally bring about the “complete isolation” of Russia.
This has been ignored by China, causing another slew of epic comments from the Chinese readers of Guancha News. I wouldn’t do this ordinarly – Russian media loves to – but purely for entertainment purposes I’d like to share just a few. “Zelensky is like this: I’ve been wearing a T-shirt for more than six months and have become a world-class star, why does an 80-year-old old woman in Taipei steal all the attention in a couple of days?” one said, and “Our leaders and diplomats are too busy to meet slackers” said another, and “If you want to negotiate with China, you must first compensate for the losses caused by the termination of the Motor Sich contract” was the other, a move that cost a Beijing company $4.5 billion by the way.
This is not the only sign of the imminent Divorce between Elensky and the rest of the World, among them : his puppet masters. By now you’ve probably seen the Amnesty International – a very dodgy Hooman Rights™ organization which curiously ( usually ) only finds violations in countries that are targets of United States meddling – article condemning the war crimes of.. Not Russia this time, but the Ukrainian Armed Forces! Everything that courageous commentators – braver than I – have been telling you from the start, is now codified as fact! This includes the human shields, using civilian areas like schools and hospitals, and heavily populated residential areas for bases, now admitted in the Western Media! They will want Elensky’s ring back really soon.
But wait, that’s not all. Do you remember when not long ago – back in April – US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin announced that the goal of the United States in Ukraine was to weaken Russia? I sure do, and today his white counterpart has come out with an official NATO statement, and don’t be fooled by the headline. According to him “In this conflict, NATO has two tasks. Support Ukraine. And prevent the conflict from spreading into a full-scale war between NATO and Russia”. Now this is a stunning abandonment of the earlier party line, is it not? I think these gentlemen, especially in Europe are finally seeing the writing on the wall, and having emptied all NATO ammunition into the land of the Blue Eyes and Blonde hair, they are afraid.
And to conclude, do you remember the imminent Ukrainian million-man Kherson Counter-Offensive the Westnet kept looking into their crystal balls and predicting any day now? I sure do. Well now Elensky’s main man, Alexey Arestovich is concerned – along with the Southern Command of the Ukrainian Armed Forces – of an imminent offensive on Elensky’s childhood hometown of Krivoy Rog, which I remember from school because of its rich Iron Ores. Not a counter-offensive. A Russian Offensive. The fear across the board is palpable.
Obviously there is a lot more news, especially economic – even the Turbine Chronicles continue! – but I think I’ll cut it there for today. And just like that, I’m back to 20+ notifications… If you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading and have a lovely Friday afternoon or perhaps a Saturday Morning if you live down under, whatever sky looks down upon you reading these lines.
Peace, Land and Bread
From Facebook Archives : 5 August 2022
SOURCES
- Source – Nancy’s word salad with Jimmy ( VID ):
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNm61ntw1w
- Source – Response to Nancy ( Twitter ):
- https://mobile.twitter.com/Manwhosolditall/status/1554574787229298689
- Source – It’s because she’s a Woman! ( Twitter, VID ):
- https://twitter.com/business/status/1554684756125974528
- Source – Pelosi’s Award ( insane press ):
- https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/03/nancy-pelosis-taiwan-award-what-is-the-order-of-propitious-clouds
- Source – Pelosi Sanctioned, talks canceled ( insane press ):
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/china-sanctions-us-house-speaker-nancy-pelosi-over-taiwan-visit/
- Source – Taiwan food ban ( insane press ):
- https://www.businessinsider.com/china-bans-thousands-taiwan-food-imports-pelosi-visit-weaponize-trade-2022-8
- Source – Coughlin Telegraph ( original – paywalled ):
- https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/04/china-weak-invade-taiwan-successfully/
- Source – Coughlin Telegraph ( republish ):
- https://today.postuszero.com/News/146162/China-is-too-weak-to-successfully-invade-Taiwan.html
- Source – Elensky talk to China ( RUS ):
- https://tass.com/world/1489089
- Source – China won’t talk, comments ( RUS ):
- https://radiosputnik.ria.ru/20220804/zelenskiy-1807174758.html
- Source – Amnesty International Turns on Ukraine:
- https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2022/08/ukraine-ukrainian-fighting-tactics-endanger-civilians/
- Source – Stoltenberg names NATO goals ( insane press ):
- https://news.am/eng/news/714891.html
- Source – Krivoy Rog Offensive fears ( RUS ):
- https://vpk.name/en/620656_before-taking-dnepropetrovsk-russia-will-liberate-krivoy-rog.html